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Adam and Eve.. haha.
One day, a middle aged lady
was walking down the main street
in her little town and happened
to see her pastor from her church.
She stops him and says,
"Jim, I bring my husband
to church every Sunday and no matter
how hard he trys, he always falls asleep!"
So Jim says, "Well here, take this.
((hands her a small pointy devise))
Now when i give you the signal during
my sermon, poke him with it"
So the next week, the lady and her
husband show up at church,
and like usual, he falls asleep
in middle of the sermon.
He gives her the signal and
he says, "Who is our Savior?"
Then the lady pokes her husband
and he yells, oh GOD!!
and the preacher says well thank you for that.
A little while later as he is sleeping,
the preacher again gives her the
signal and says, "Who is gods son?"
As she pokes him,
he once again yells "JESUS!!"
Then once more toward the end of the service,
Jim gives the lady the wrong signal
and he says, "What did Mary say to
Adam after they had their 99th child??"
As the lady pokes her husband for the last time, he jumps up and say, "Gosh darn it, if you don't stop poking me with that thing, I'm gonna break it and stick it up you butt hole!!"
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