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Innocent Prey.
Saw the gleam in his eyes
My boyfriend's cousin, why?
A friendly cover is only shone
takes his chances when we're alone
Boyfriend doesn't know why
I run and hide when cousin comes by
To tell would do nothing
for I have to do my own ruffing
At my home
He and I are alone
Standing at six feet tall
pinned me to the wall
His lips just above mine
I let out a whispered whine
My bodyguard friend burst in
Dear cousin looked and got kicked in the shin
Let's just say I'm no longer his prey
Simply known as the one that got away
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