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Today in the Tabloids.
Premature Baby Born with Super Powers!
Cow Jumps Moon at One Hundred Miles Per Hour!
The Mutant Son of Bat Boy Cowers!
(Tabloids scream it all the louder)
Aliens Conquer Parliament!
Bigfoot Kills Man in a Tent!
Terrorism; Heavensent?
(Nostradamus predicted it)
Michael Jackson Lost His Nose!
Janet Jackson Lost Her Clothes!
Britney Nearly Drops Her Son!
Russell Crowe Hates Everyone!
(Kick them when they're down, it's fun)
Our Demise is Imminent!
When Asteroids and Comets Hit!
Pollution/War/Apocalypse!
(How did it ever come to this?)
Y2K Will Kill Us All!
Soon the Modern World Will Fall!
Terrorists are Japanese/Pakistani/Iraqi!
They'll Reduce Your House Into Debris!
(It won't come free - integrity
With journalism by Zen
And a loaded "Amen!")
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