| Browse by article: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 0-9 |
Too much Too handle.
Nathans feeling cranky,
Bobbys got the flu.
Ethan has bad acne,
And Jimmy lost his shoe.
Mary hurt her knee,
Tom just broke his toe.
Sara still cant see,
And Iris skinned her elbow.
Jasons late for practice,
Davids throwing up.
Sams been skipping classes,
And Ruben broke a cup.
Heather says shes sick,
Mark wants to run away from home.
Sheila just drank something toxic,
And Devin still cant find his comb.
The Nanny called in sick,
And Daddy just got fired.
I guess that that explains,
Why Mommy is so tired.
[ Back to "Funny Poems" page ]