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Tuna.
Tuna, it's the chicken of the sea
Now it burns when i pea,
at first i couldn't tell,
"what the hell was that smell",
but now i know, she has been around,
Next time you see i'll just walk on by,
And remember the secret of tuna in the sea,
Yes Ms. Crockett it's an STD.
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