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What A Day.
It started off pretty good
For breakfast mom made my favorite food
But she forgot to warn me
That outside it was all stormy
So in my tank-top i fight the rain and snow
I'm now soaked from head to toe
I get to school and walk inside
Water dripping on both side
A few people turn and look at me all wet
When I see the cutest guy i have ever met
I begin to walk up to him to try o seem cool
And right in front of him i trip in a water pool
Hoping that he didn't see
But he turns around and looks at me
I try to get up but it doesn't work
So i sit there helpless looking like a dork
Hoping someone will try to help me off the ground
When the whole hall is filled with a laughter sound
I'm about to cry when he walks up to me
And says very sweetly
"It looks like you could use a helping hand"
And he pulls me up until i can stand
I say thank you and begin to walk away
He stops me and says "It looks like you having a bad day"
He walks with me to my locker, in case i fall again
And just then the bell rang
We both run to our class, turns out he is new
And has History first, too
The day goes by and things seem to get better
At least I'm not getting any wetter
But then we go to lunch and get in line
I wanted the pizza but they put spaghetti on mine
I walk away looking at the glob on my tray
But i wasn't watching what might be in my way
So i trip over someone bent down
And i fall with a "THUMP" to the ground
I wonder where the spaghetti was, cause it was no longer on my tray
Until i hear him say
"Spaghetti make-up"
That's when i look and want to throw up
Its the cute new guy with spaghetti all over his face
My heart is beating at a much higher pace
But then he laughs and wipes off some
And throws it at someone
Then everyone begins to throw things
Pizza, Salad, and spaghetti strings
It was fun while for now
But when the principal saw it he had a cow
He realized that the cute new guy had started it
But i admitted i had part in it
So now we are both in trouble
So we have detention doubled
That was my day, i finish telling my mom with a smile
It was bad but it was good for a while
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