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Women.
Once a month,
Every month.
We woman go though
what we call, a cycle
We bloat and cramp
and we become the
wicked witch that
nobody wants to be around
So we rely on two things:
Chocolate and ice cream.
Our true loves
forever and always.
But love has always had a downside, right?
The work we did to loose weight
Before our cycle
Went to waste.
Yes our waist.
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